I'm a socially awkward hippie. Yo. I'm also a feminist cosmetologist with a love for body modifications, lipstick, beards, and Jonah Hill. I idolize Bettie Page and fancy body positivity. I'm a hopeless romantic, desperately searching for my Ted Mosby. Welcome to my pathetic world.

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Okay if you can’t fuck with a girl because of:

  • Pubic hair
  • Stretch marks
  • Scars 
  • Any other natural occurrence of the female form

You aren’t really worthy of it anyway

Take her as she is because she shouldn’t have to change for you. Go the Hell home fuck boy